Category: Apparel
Everybody knows the first rule of ****** **** is that you don’t talk about it. Perfect for the days when you want to avoid all possibilities of human interaction but still let people know that you’ve been indoctrinated into the Society of Strong Coffee, this quick-dry, nylon hat is here to keep you and your secret under wraps.
The canvas feels sturdy enough to survive being shoved in a bag all day, and the adjustable strap hides under my hair so it just looks like I’m wearing a subtle statement piece. Honestly, the whole vibe is perfect for those days when I want to nod at no one and keep my headphones on.
The brim has just the right curve to shield my whole face when I need to pretend the world doesn't exist, and the fabric feels sturdy without being scratchy. Wore it on a crowded bus and zero eye contact was made — exactly what this hat promises.
The embroidered detail on the front is clean and crisp, and the fit sits just right without being too snug. I've worn it on my low-key errands and it does exactly what it promises—keeps things under wraps.
