Caffeinated State Hoodie

$22.5 ~~$45~~ In stock

Category: Apparel

Caffeinated and comfortable.

Some people chase trophies or titles but you've only got one thing on your mind—being caffeinated.

Every fiber of this limited-edition hoodie is a badge for those who've had their first cup (or two), signaling to anyone nearby that they're ready to take on the world and might even have an increased tolerance for human interaction.

If that's not the case just yet, pull on the drawstrings and hide inside the hood until you've reached peak caffeination.

Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 3 reviews)

Zoe U. ★★★★★ Sep 3, 2026

The print hasn’t cracked after a dozen washes, which matters when the whole joke depends on it landing. It’s my go-to for slow mornings, and the hood is deep enough to hide in until the coffee kicks in.

Hazel O. ★★★★★ Sep 2, 2026

The inside is as soft as the outside, which matters since I basically live in it now. The caffeine badge concept is subtle enough that I can wear it to the office without feeling like a walking billboard.

Benjamin D. ★★★★★ Sep 1, 2026

The fabric on this hoodie is surprisingly cozy without being heavy, and the caffeinated slogan on the chest gets a grin from everyone who spots it. I basically live in it now, and it holds up perfectly after several washes. Honestly, it's the most comfortable way I've found to broadcast my coffee ob